On being single

So, it's not exactly "fun" for one, but there are some upsides to being single:

toilet seat is always down
when you get sick, while there's no one to take care of you, you can nap and cough and take up the whole bed
preparing for getting the leg's waxed? no one to impale in the mean time


alright that's all for now, but sudoku post is in the making...